The Tea Party might have a quasi-mainstream official platform, but it also seems to be a magnet for far right loonies, angry racists, borderline psychotics and those that are simply grossly misinformed.

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So You Want a Discount?

Sure, we all do.
But how to go about getting one? That is the question. Well one way to go about it is to buy a very large quantity of shirts. Shockingly enough, this option holds some appeal for me. If you are inclined to make a large order just check out my handy dandy chart below, and see what kind of discount you can score.
+ Orders above $200.00 -> discount is 5%
+ Orders above $500.00 -> discount is 7.5%
+ Orders above $750.00 -> discount is 10%

Of course while that’s the most reliable way to score that’s not the only way. Instead you could wait for a sale, of which we have, oh, five or six a year. Sometimes its free shipping, sometimes its a percentage off. You just never can tell. The best way to keep abreast of such sudden windfalls is by using one of these:

Easy as pie, just keep your ears to the ground and you are sure to reap the rewards, just like it says in the Bible.
*Plus a coupon for one free back rub from a disheveled t-shirt mogul, redeemable next time you are in Columbus Ohio.